Jeanne Crain as Guebever in The Sword of Lancelot, clean, warm, dry, elegant, well-nourished, healthy, naturally beautiful, and having all her teeth. That's what the Middle ages was like. Not.
You know what it is like to go camping. How would you like to camp from the moment you are born to the moment you die?
1. You spend a lot of time outdoors because indoors there was very little light even at the best of times.
2. You are only warm and dry when the weather outside is warm and dry.
3. If something hurts, it keeps hurting until it heals. The efficacy of herbal medicine that you read of in historical novels is highly optimistic.
4. You break a tooth on the bits of millstone in the bread you eat.
5. You do not change your clothes very often at all.
6. You never go more than several miles from where you were born.
7. You do not hear about important events for weeks, months or even years.
8. If you do travel, you are out in the weather whether walking or on horse, If it rains you get soaked. The roads are narrow and muddy much of the time.
9. If you leave your loved ones or they leave you to live even a matter of leagues away, you hear very little if anything from or about them ever.
10. The food you eat is based on what is in season at the time or what could be preserved or stored. There is little variety.
11. You breathe in smoke from your fire day and night.
12. You probably have to deal with lice and fleas.
13. If you become pregnant you know you have a strong chance of dying in childbirth.
14. Just about everything you have you or someone in your family made by hand.
15. You never have any privacy.
16. You are more likely not to know how to read or write.
17. It is unlikely you have ever seen a book outside of a church or monastery and probably fewer than five ever.
18. Depending on where you live you may or may not bathe regularly, but when you do, it is likely you are in wooden tub with slivers and air in the room is cold. You would use a lye based soap if any.
19. You start worrying whether your daughter is ever going to get married when she is fifteen.
20. If you have any sort of disability, physical , sensory, emotional or mental, you will be lucky if you at least get to live at home and not be forced out to beg on the street.
The point of this list is not to disturb anyone's illusions, but simply to acknowledge differences that are easy to forget. It is likewise easy to forget that these conditions still exist in the world.
Feel free to add to this list.
Reprinted from Nan Hawthorne's Booking History.